Here’s the Ad Man’s entry:
From the creative brief, we established that Marshall’s mysteries combine humor with wicked plot twists. So a good marketing campaign would reflect those sensibilities. Also, we established that Marshall has limited budget, but potential access to camera equipment and actors.
Instead of a traditional, 60-second book trailer that attempts to summarize the plot of a 304-page novel, the Ad Man envisions a viral video shot in the style of a local news segment.
The video opens on Eduardo, a smarmy reporter with cheesy Geraldo Rivera mustache. He’s in a large auditorium, surrounded by craft booths and smiling, middle-aged women.
Eduardo: Sharpen your scissors, Chantilly. From WCTY, this is Eduardo Gilberta reporting on-location at the Great American Scrapbooking Convention. There are 33 million scrapbookers in the world… so what do they do behind the closed doors of Northern Virginia’s EXPO Center? Is this a sweet, innocent gathering of photo archivists, or a boot camp for [dramatic pause]… murder?
The screen fills with an over-the-top graphic: “SERIAL SCRAPBOOKERS – KILL, KILL, KILL!”
Cut to series of interviews between Eduardo and good-natured conventioneers. Dramatic background music and skewed camera angles turn the wholesome setting into something ominous. Every time there is a (snip), it’s clear words have been amateurishly edited out.
Eduardo: If you were to kill (snip) somebody, who would you choose?
Scrapbooker #1: My brother, (snip) he really needs to go.
Eduardo: What brought you to the scrapbooking convention today?
Scrapbooker #2: I’m here to practice my blade-work.
Scrapbooker #3: What can I say? I just love cutting things up.
Scrapbooker #4: One of the biggest challenges is getting rid of your (snip)dead.
Scrapbooker #5: One way I torture (snip) is with (snip) acid.
Scrapbooker #6: When you get to my age, you know lots of people who deserve to (snip) die.
Cut to a workshop session with tables full of scrapbookers. The instructor raises an Exacto knife over her head and plunges it into an unseen object.
Instructor: That’s right, thrust it in. ladies! Make a clean hole, cut out those eyes.
Eduardo: (Back on the convention room floor) So there you have it… an army of knife-wielding sociopaths, hell-bent on global annihilation. If you missed this weekend’s Great American Scrapbooking Convention this weekend, count your blessings… and lock your doors.
Cut to WCTY news studio, where Eduardo is sitting across long table with well-coiffed weekend Anchor.
Anchor: That’s your report?
Eduardo: Yep. Chilling stuff. Barely made it out of there alive.
Anchor: You’re already on probation for this.
Eduardo: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Anchor: We pulled the original footage, Eduardo.
Cut to the previous series of interviews, this time with all the (snip) words included:
Eduardo: If you were to kill time at a mall with somebody, who would you choose?
Scrapbooker #1: My brother, he ’s so fashion-challenged, he really needs to go shopping.
Scrapbooker #4: One of the biggest challenges is getting rid of your old magazines. Personally, I’m dead set against a messy craft room—
Scrapbooker #5: One way I torture my husband is with all the piles of acid-free paper I leave around the house.
Scrapbooker #6: When you get to my age, you know lots of people who deserve to be memorialized in a scrapbook before they die.
Cut to the same scrapbooking workshop, where the camera stays on the scene longer, pulling back to reveal the Instructor is hacking into a pumpkin.
Instructor: Make a clean hole, cut out those eyes. And that’s how we bring together our entire Halloween theme!
Back to WCTY studio.
Anchor: This is a serious breach of conduct.
Eduardo: So I cut and pasted a few words, but c'mon, they’re scrapbookers… it’s like a homage.
Anchor: I just got word that you’re to clean out your locker immediately.
Eduardo: This is the fourth convention you nimrods had me cover this year. Can you fault me for spicing it up? Besides, who cares if I tweak a few old biddies—
Eduardo suddenly grimaces, and keels onto the desk. The camera pushes in to reveal scissors stuck in the middle of the reporter’s back. The Anchor screams like a teenage girl as blood spurts onto his tie. Pandemonium on the set for a split second then cut to slate with Marshall’s cover art.
Anchor V/O: CUT, PASTE, KILL by Marshall Karp. Available at booksellers everywhere on June 8. Sharpen your scissors.
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Remember, folks, it’s not enough to create entertaining content. You also have to find avenues to distribute it.
So if Marshall were to create a mock news report, how could he get it out into the world?
· * Home page of his website (free)
· * YouTube (free)
· * MySpace (free)
· * Facebook (free)
· * Funny or Die (free)
· * Internal distribution to Minotaur sales staff (free)
· * Blog advertising thru Authorbuzz (paid)
· * Outreach to non-traditional outlets, like Michaels’ craft stores, which may be interested in carrying rack of books (potential co-op)
Marshall could also help spread the video by having a website contest, where fans who pass the video to 5 or more friends are entered to win a prize.
While the Creative Brief said that Marshall had slim to no external advertising budget, it may be worth contacting “Scrapbook Advertising”, a digital network that links websites like Scrapbook.com, Scrapjazz.com, Scrapbooks.com, Scraptutur.com, and ComputerScrapbook.com.
With over 600,000 monthly visitors, they may be of assistance with seeding the video in the scrapbooking community.
The Ad Man wishes Marshall the best of luck with his marketing efforts… and take it from someone who’s already read CUT, PASTE, KILL cover-to-cover, you won’t be disappointed with this book (unless you’re Eduardo).
To reader Elysabeth… you’re the winner of a signed galley. Please send your mailing address to katz@gregoryhuffstutter.com and it will be on its way before you can say “Lomax & Biggs.”
Stay tuned next week for the first of two-part Q&A with bestselling YA fantasy author Garth Nix!
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